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Noel Donnelley - Matrix.
Lucy Hopkins - Cindy
Kate Cleverly - Jenny
Tony Wobllydick - Bennett (not the worlds most greatest)
Colin Logan- Mr Bennett man
Mark Jeff's- Cooke
Bob Croom - General Franklin Kirby
Andrew Woodward - Charles Meshack
Richard Holman - Sully
Jeremy Hooper-Guy - Right wrong man
Andy Townsend - Man with transmissions
Phillip Corry - Jackson
Ian Harris- Harris
Rob Adams- Hey what are you doing man
David Sharpe - Hey wait a minute you can't drive that car in here man
Mike Dixon - I was afraid you missed me man
Andy Moore - Shit man
Mike Vavrecka- Giant mother fucker man
Andrew Sayers - Seaman
Ian Bridges - Man who's head gets taken of by a rotar blade
Mike Phippard- Atoll atoll man
Dave Turnbull - Second Seaman
We have some sounds that are available. Fester
was supposed to do them but he didn't. Lazy bastard. So, I made
them myself. We have sounds of:
Bodies - "If he's alive I'd expect more
bodies"
Killlast - "Remember I said I'd kill
you last.."
Want Dead - "A man who I used to work
with wants me dead......"
Scene 1
Act 1
Dixon: "I'll go put the trash out."
Dixon walks to the end of the drive, and the dustcart reverses up towards
him. On the side is Mark and Jeremy.
Dixon: "Hey wait up guys wait up. I was afraid you missed me."
Jeff's: "Don't worry, we won't."
Jeremy and Jeff's then shoot Dixon.
Act 2
Sharpe: "You think that Japanese invented that, bullshit we did. Oh for a
while we lost it but we got it back."
Mark: "I like Cadillac's."
Sharpe: "You like Cadillac's? Well come right around here brother and get
in
this Cadillac. You are going to love it. This is style and beauty. Comfy
right, oh I know what your are going to say that's vinyl. Take it from me
you don't want leather brother, leather's hot, its uncomfortable, it
cracks,nothing but trouble. Look at the headroom you have got, a guy like
you is not going to have any trouble... Go on start it up listen to that,
that's power. That's performance."
Mark: "Do you know what I like best?"
Sharpe: "What's that?"
Mark: "The price."
Mark starts the engine up and drives away.
Sharpe: "Hey. Wait a minute. You can't drive that car in here!"
Mark then runs over Sharpe, and he dies.
Act 3
Bennett walks toward a boat. On it are two seamen and on the land is Mark
Jeff's.
Bennett (to seamen): "Hey guys how's it going?"
Andy Sayers: "Yeah, great."
Dave Turnbull: "Not so bad yourself?"
Bennett gets into the cabin and drives away. Mark Jeff's then proceeds to
blow up the boat killing Dave and Andy. Dave screams "I don't wanna
die a virgin!!!!!!!!!!"
Act 4
Noel and Kate are in Noel's house eating.
Noel: "Why not just call him Girl George and end all this
confusion?"
Kate: "Oh Noel that's so stone age."
Noel: "When I was a boy and rock and roll came to Yorkshire, people said
itwas subversive. Maybe they were right. What's in this sandwich?"
Kate: "You don't want to know."
In the background, Noel hears a helicopter. General Bob Croom is aboard the
flight.
After Bob gets off the helicopter, he goes to see Noel.
Bob: "Corry, Harris secure the area."
Bob: "Noel. You in there Noel? Come on out it's Croom."
Noel appears and creeps behind Bob.
Noel:" I know"
Bob turns around: "Silent and smooth just like always"
Noel: "I better be, you taught me"
Bob:" I am getting a little rusty"
Kate: "What's going on?"
Bob: "Kate how are you? Look Kate, I need to talk to your geology head
all
right?
Kate: " Yeah. You got a warrant?"
Bob: "Very funny."
Noel: "Go on. I'll see you later."
Kate goes to S4.
Bob: "Noel, we've got a problem. Someone's killing your geologists."
Noel: "I thought you gave them new identities."
Bob: There must of been a leak."
Bob:" Sharpe, Dixon, Wobllydick they have all been hit."
Noel: "Who is doing this?"
Bob:" You left boreholes and coal seams all over the world. It could be
the
Russians, the Syrians, B.P, or an independent oil firm. They will find
you."
Noel: "We were going to make a normal life."
Bob: "You will. I'm going into city to co-ordinate with the sports
council
people. We'll nail those bastards before they get close to you. In the
meantime Corry and Harris will stay here and guard your house."
Noel: "Are they any good?"
Bob: "Good. Real good, but not as good as you were."
Scene 2
Act 1
Noel spots Hooper-guy in the hedges. Hooper-guy fires off a round killing
Corry and wounding Harris. Noel and Harris go into Noel's house.
Noel: "Are you hit bad?"
Harris: "I can make it, I'll be alright."
Noel: "I must get my Geo Hammer from the shed. Keep an eye out, they'll
be
coming. Remember you're downwind. The air current can pick them off."
Harris: "Downwind? You think I could smell them coming?"
Noel: "I did."
Noel (to Kate): "Okay Kate go to S5
Noel runs across the roof to the shed, and retrieves his geo hammer. He then
comes back into the house.
Jeremy: " Little love man. We can't talk business with you waving geo
hammers in peoples faces. Your geology assistant is safe Noel whether she
stays that way is up to you. My people got some business with you and if you
want your geology assistant back you better co- operate. Right?"
Noel: "Wrong".
Noel flings the geo hammer at Hooper-guy, killing him. Noel runs out the
houseto his geo wagon, and finds the electric's have been cut. He decides to
push it down the hill and chase after them. He's half way down the hill
when.......
Mark:" He's coming at us no brakes!"
Mark:" He's still coming, crazy bastard. He's going hit us!"
Andy Moore: "Shitttt!"
Noel jumps out of the wagon and is over powered by Wobllydicks artists.
Noel: "Wobblydick. I thought you were......"
Tony: "Dead??. You thought wrong. Ever since you had me chucked out your
geology class, I've waited to pay you back. Do you know what today is
Noel??? Pay Day."
Tony shoots Noel with a tranquillising dart.
Act 2
Noel wakes up to see Richard, Wobblydick and Andy over him.
Wobblydick: "Tranquillisers. I wanted to use the real thing, but I
couldn't."
Noel: "Where's Kate?"
Colin: "Do you remember me, Noel?"
Noel:" I remember you nobhead. Especially the poor bastards you've taught
French to."
Colin: "You do not understand a country like Val Verdey. It needs a
president who has an understanding of discipline."
Noel: "Why tell me?"
Colin: "Because you are going to kill the president you helped to
overthrow
me."
Noel: "Why don't you let Tony do it. Sounds like something he would paint
well."
Colin:" President Smetham trusts you Noel. After all, he allows you to
bore
the shit out of those poor kids by helping you with your trains. You can get
close to President Smetham. You will kill him. You know we went to a lot of
trouble to find you. We had to pretend Wobblydicks death so General Croom
would become agitated and lead us to you and now that I have you youwill do
exactly as I tell you."
Wobblydick brings in Kate who is sellotaped to a chair.
Noel: "Kate!"
Colin: "If you kill President Smetham I will send her back to you. If you
try anything, I will mail her back to you in pieces."
Scene 3
Noel and Tony's artists arrive at the airport.
Tony: "Richard will make sure you get on the plane. Andrew will stay with
you and make sure you get off. If I don't hear from either one of them,
she's dead."
Noel: "How much are they paying you Tony?"
Tony: "Want to know something? They offered me 100,000 paint brushes. But
when I found out I could get my hands on you, I said I'd do it for
nothing."
Noel goes towards Tony....... Andrew pulls him back.
Andrew: "Hey hold it."
Noel: "I'll be back Tony."
Tony: "Noel, I'll be ready Noel."
Richard, Andrew and Noel make their way towards the airport.
Richard: "We're running late buddy. Hey, you and Tony were in the same
class
together. Me and Andrew were too. Nothing like old school buddies. Well here
we are."
He hands Noel a £20 note.
Richard: "Have a few beers in Val Verdey, to give us a little more time
with
your geology assistant"
Noel: "You're a funny guy Richard. I like you. That's why I'm going to
kill
you last"
Andrew: "Move"
Noel and Andrew go onto the plane. Richard watches closely.
Flight attendant: "Any carry on luggage?"
Noel: "No, just him (he means Andrew)"
Andrew: "Open your mouth again, and I'll nail it shut"
Noel (to Flight attendant): "Can I have a pillow and a blanket
please?"
Noel proceeds by breaking Andrew's neck and then putting the pillow and
blanket over him
Noel: " Do me a favour don't wake my friend he is dead tired"
Flight attendant: "Sir you must fasten your seat belt during take
off"
Noel: " I am air sick"
Noel proceeds to jump out of the plane into a swamp mean while back at noels
house......
Bob: "Any sign of Noel?"
Soldier: "No sir. Do you think he's still alive?"
Bob: "If he's alive, I'd expect a lot more rock fragments "
Scene 4
Noel proceeds to follow Richard, and while in the car park, Richard follows
Lucy Hopkins, and Noel is waiting. Lucy attempts to get into her car.
Noel: "Don't move, I'm not going to hurt you. Step into the car."
Lucy: "But you told me not to move"
Noel: "Follow him (meaning Richard)"
Lucy: "I was afraid you were going to say that"
Noel and Lucy proceed to follow Richard to the galleria. In the galleria,
Lucy is then told my Noel, to go and watch Richard. Lucy sees him go into a
bar.
Richard: "I hear You're a good man with transmissions.
Andy: "That's right"
Richard: "Yes, this will work just fine . This used to be a great place
for
hunting slash. But its got a little crowded now."
He looks across the room and sees Lucy.
Lucy (to Rob Adams a security guard): "There's this big guy out here in a
green t shirt, and he's kidnapped me and he's a paranoid geologist and I
need your help"
Rob: " I'll go and check on him"
Rob: "Vav are you there. There is a guy over here that may be a rock man
and
I don't think I can handle him alone."
Vav:" Attention all units emergency on the theatre level. Suspect 6ft
2in,
receeding hair line and his fingers are gigantic mother fuckers!"
Rob (to Noel): "What are you doing??"
Noel: "I'm waiting for my........"
Richard:(to Lucy)" Hey you looking for me ?"
Rob:" I think you better come with us"
Noel proceeds to take on six security guards. While he is fighting them,
Richard spots Noel. Lucy looks to Noel.
Richard "What Noel! Here! Quick, give me some A-level options!"
Richard proceeds to the telephone box, and try's to dial a number, but Noel
sees him and rips the telephone box off the ground. Andy sees all of this
and try's to escape.
Andy: "Out of my way, out of my way"
The police officer shoots Andy and he falls over the banister.
Richardmanages to escape and he makes his way to the car. Meanwhile Noel is
busyclearing cheap police out of the way and as he finishes he finds
Richarddriving away .Noel goes over the bonnet and proceeds to drive of in
Lucy'scar chasing Richard. Lucy manages to get back to her own car with
Noel, andthey go and chase Richard. After many attempts Noel manages to get
Richard off the road. He then stops his own car and then goes to find
Richard. He steps
towards Richard's car, and pulls out the key to where he is meeting Jeff's.
It says on it sunspot 5.
Noel: "Where is she Richard?"
Richard: "Kiss my ass"
Noel: "I can't hear you"
Richard: "I'll say it a little louder. Get fucked"
Noel: "You're a funny guy Richard. But that's not the most important
thing
in your life at the moment. But what is important is gravity."
Noel proceeds to pick up Richard and hangs him over the cliff.
Noel: "I have to remind you Richard, this is my weak arm"
Richard: "Can't kill me Noel, you need me to find your geology
assistant"
Noel: "Where is she?"
Richard: "I don't know, but Mark knows. I'll tell take you where I'm
supposed to meet him."
Noel: "But you won't"
Richard: "Why not?"
Noel: "'Cos I already know. Richard, you know when I promised to kill you
last?"
Richard: "That's right Noel you did!"
Noel: "I lied"
Noel drops Richard off the edge of the cliff.
Richard: "phh avivawarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Scene 4
Noel and Lucy proceed to Sunspot 5 in Richards car. Noel gets out of the car
at Sunspot 5. Then they make their way into Sunspot 5. While searching for
clues for the whereabouts of the geologist, Mark knocks on the door.
Noel: "It's Mark. Mess up the bed"
Noel proceeds to turn the shower on, and walks over to Lucy
Noel (whispering to Lucy): "You've had a good time with Richard"
Lucy proceeds to open the door, with Noel behind it.
Mark: "Where's Richard?"
Lucy: "In the shower"
Mark: "Who are you?"
Lucy: "Room service"
Mark: "Open the door. Move back over there. Eh Richard!!"
Noel taps him on the shoulder, and Mark turns around with a grin on his
face. Noel then hits Mark with a right hook.
Mark: "Pss ar"
Mark then fires three rounds of his cheap gun at Noel, but misses.
Mark: "You scared you mother fucker? Well you should be. Because a green
beret is gonna kick your big arse"
Noel: "I ate green berets for breakfast, and right now, I'm very
hungry."
Lucy: "These guys are eating too much red meat!"
After continuous fighting, Noel and Mark, end up in Sunspot 4. Mark then
pulls his gun.
Mark: "Fuck you you arsehole."
Mark then goes to fire it, but he has no shots left.
Noel: "Fuck you you arsehole"
Mark: "Eh err"
Mark is then thrown over Noel's shoulder.
Mark: "ph arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh"
After more fighting, Noel uppercuts Mark onto his contemporary studies
folder, which was left from an earlier visit. Mark lands on the corner of
the folder, killing him.
Noel: "Where is she, Mark!!"
Noel and Lucy proceed out to Mark's car.
Noel: "Search it"
Back at Tony's base......
Soldier (to Tony): "Slitting a geologists throat, is like putting a knife
through warm butter."
Tony: "Put the knife away and shut your mouth."
Tony walks off to see Colin.
Tony (to Colin): "I love listening to piss-head French students trying to
talk tough. They make me laugh. If Noel was here, he'd laugh too."
Colin: "Mr Wobblydick my French students are patriots."
Tony: "Your French students are nothing. Noel and I could kill everyone
of
them, in a sweep of a paintbrush. Remember that."
Colin: "Are you trying to frighten me, Mr. Wobllydick?"
Tony: "I don't have to try. When Noel has finished his job, he'll be back
for his geology assistant. Then he'll be back for you. The only thing
between you and Noel is me."
Colin: "It is you that is afraid. Mr Wobllydick you are afraid of Noel
"
Tony: "Of course. But I'm smart. I've got an edge. I've got a chain-mail
vest."
Scene 5
After finding out Tony's location, Noel and Lucy have to shop for weapons.
Lucy manages to get all the weapons into the car, but Noel is caught by the
police. Lucy then fires a rocket launcher at the police van, and Noel gets
out. A few hours later, Bob arrives.
Soldier: "Any sign of Noel sir?"
Bob: "No"
Soldier: "Do you think its him?"
Bob: "If it is, then I would expect another continental break up"
Noel and Lucy go to the docks, and take a water-floating plane. However, it
does not start first time, so Noel has to start it.
Noel: "Come on, work you beast."
Noel gives the readouts a whack and the plane starts
Noel: "Works every time "
Noel and Lucy fly towards the island where Tony is. They land on the
deserted side of the island.
Noel: "You know what the command code is?"
Lucy: "Commando Croom. How will know the signal"
Noel: "Because all fucking hell is gonna break loose"
Noel proceeds in a dingy towards the island. The eleven hours is nearly up,
and he knows he doesn't have much time. Meanwhile in Val Verdey, the plane
has landed, and two of Tony's artists go to meet Andrew, but the find that
he is dead. The phone then rings back at Tony' base
Colin:" Si, and president Smetham."
Colin turns to Tony
Colin: "He was not on he plane. Kill her."
As Noel proceeds towards tony's house he has set some charges.However he
been spotted.
Phippard: Atoll,Atoll.
An alarm then sounds,as Noel hears this he turns round to Phippard and
shoots him.
Phippard: "errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
He then falls of his post and dies.Noel then detonates the charges.
As Tony is walking along the corridor towards the geology assistant, there
is a massive explosion in the background. Tony turns towards it.
Tony: "Welcome back Noel, so glad you could make it."
Meanwhile Noel is continuing to destroy Colin's higher French set, while
reinforcements come in from the design block lead by Ian
Bridges(bastard).While Noel is destroying Colins higher french set,a grenade
lands nearby and explodes forcing noel into a shed. While Noel is planning
his next move Ian and his design group(with Kim at his side) surround the
shed waiting for Noel.Then after wasting endless bullets one of Ian's design
students enter the shed.Noel then files down from the roof and kills him
with a garden fork which had been stolen from General Croom. Ian then moves
towards Noel making sure his hair is swept back properly but Noel see's him
and throws a rotar blade towards him taking the top of his head off and
Ian
's swept hair with it.Once dealt with the design group Noel returns to
destroying Colin's higher french set.
Meanwhile, Noel spots Colin, and starts a gun fight with him. Every time
Colin fires, he smiles. In the end, Noel shoots him with a shot gun, and he
falls out of the window. Tony then finds that Noel's assistant has escaped
He hears the geology assistant scream, and Noel follows the sound of it.
However, Tony finds her first, and the sees Noel and shoots him in the arm.
Tony: "Noel how's your arm?"
Noel: "Come on over and find out"
Tony: "Think I will take a pass. Noel stick your head out one shoot right
between the eyes. I will make it quick just for old times sake."
Noel: "Tony, stop screwing around and let the geologist go. It's me that
you
want. I've only got one arm you can beat me. Come on Tony throw away the
chicken shit paintbrush, just don't want to sweep the paintbrush, you want
to put the craft knife in me and see what's going on in their when you turn
it. Come on Tony let the girl go it's between you and me. Don't deprive
yourself of some pleasure. Come on Tony let's party".
Tony: I can beat Noel, I don't need the geologist and I don't need the
paintbrush. I can beat you Noel and I am going to kill you now."
Noel and Tony proceed to have a knife fight, and after a close fight, Tony
appears to have the upper hand.
Tony: "Noel, I feel good. Just like old times. How's it feel like to be a
dying man? Your a dead man Noel."
Noel: "Bullshit"
Noel then pulls out a series of quick fired punches and Tony ends up against
the wall, with a gun by his side.
Tony: "Noel. I'm not gonna shoot you between the eyes. I'm gonna shoot
you
between the balls."
Noel then removes a pipe and throws it at Tony, killing him.
Noel: "Let off some steam Tony."
Noel and Katherine walk out towards the beach, to where Bob has landed with
Lucy.
Bob: "Noel. Any thing for us?"
Noel: "Just bodies" Bob: "Noel. I'd just like you to start up
your field
trips again. It would only take your coming back"
Noel: "This was the last time."
Bob: "Until the next time"
Noel: "No Chance."
Noel and Lucy and Katherine proceed to the plane and take off to some cheap
music
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