The French Translator

Do you want
Do we really have
Do you know how


Is it be possible
Will I manage




to sleep with
to find
to eat
to buy
to show me


to look like
to stand
to get in

 



Gerard Depardieu
perfume
a pair of frog legs


good cheese
the Eiffel Tower


a genuine Parisian
my wife
my pants




in your widest dreams?
to cover the smell?
while drinking red wine?
without speaking French?
right after breakfast?
without being too arrogant?
when my mother-in-law is around?
after eating 300 croissants?
? (nothing)